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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom -- Celia Rivenbark, Paperback Encyclopedia of Serial Killers As Ozeki writesCelia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: *How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) *Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons) *ebay addiction and why It ain't worth having if